Faux Wood Blinds

Our luxurious collection of faux wood Venetian blinds is hardwearing, waterproof and looks fabulous! With a wide range of stylish colours and textures including taped options to choose from, finding the ideal look for your home has never been easier. They’re perfect if you want the beauty of natural wood along with all the practicality of faux wood and as they’re manufactured using a high-grade PVC, they’re great for hot and humid bathrooms and kitchens.

Made to Measure Faux Wood Venetian Blinds

Our stylish collection of faux wood Venetian blinds allows you to bring the beauty of real wood to your home’s décor along with all the practicality of faux wood. Choose from sophisticated wood grains in rich oak, natural oak, walnut, black and grey, and some very chic smooth contemporary finishes. They come in both 35mm and 50mm wide slats and are available in extra wide widths (up to 260cm) and extra-long drops (up to 300cm), so they’re perfect for big windows too.

They’re great at repelling water, dirt, grease and steam. They excel in the toughest of places; from messy kitchens to steamy bathrooms, they’re simply super practical. Functional too, they allow you to precisely control the amount of sunlight and privacy you require at the windows.

Reasons to choose our Faux Wood Blinds:

  • High Quality
  • Made to Measure
  • They’re extremely robust and hardwearing
  • They won’t warp in areas of high moisture (such as kitchens and bathrooms)
  • Great choice of wood-effect and painted finishes
  • Easy to wipe clean

Faux Wood Blinds vs Real Wood Blinds

Faux woods are a great alternative to real wood. They look as good as the real thing, especially with our gorgeous range of fine grain textures.

Their main benefits over real wood come from the fact they are manufactured from extremely robust PVC which means they’re a breeze to clean, simply wipe them with a damp cloth. They’re also UV resistant, fire retardant and waterproof, making them ideally suited to areas of high humidity and moisture such as the bathroom, kitchen or shower room.

Note: Our made to measure faux wood blinds are not to be confused with cheap readymade plastic blinds, they’re manufactured using only high-grade PVC and components throughout. They’re as tough as old boots, the slats won’t warp or bend. So you can rest assured you’re buying a high-quality blind that is built to stand the test of time.

Faux Wood Blinds FAQs

What are faux wood Venetian blinds?

They’re a type of Venetian blind that is made of thick, hardwearing horizontal PVC slats, which can be raised and lowered as well as giving you the option to tilt the slats to precisely adjust the amount of light, shade and privacy in your room. Faux wood Venetian blinds are a type of Venetian blind that is designed and finished to closely mimic the appearance of natural wood.

Which rooms are they suitable for?

Faux wood blinds are an extremely versatile window dressing suitable for most rooms in your home including living rooms, dining rooms, bedrooms, and even children's bedrooms. They’re particularly suitable for kitchens and bathrooms due to their easy-to-clean 100% waterproof slats. The only space they're not recommended for is conservatories or sunrooms that may reach temperatures above 55 degrees Celsius, as this extreme heat can cause the PVC slats to warp.

Are faux wood blinds worth it?

Yes, they’re worth it for several reasons. They offer excellent value, you get the look, style and benefits of real wood venetian blinds at a more affordable price. High-quality made-to-measure faux wood blinds are exceptionally durable, hardwearing and built to last for many years. They’re also incredibly practical, being waterproof, easy to wipe clean, and resistant to warping and fading. So, they’re ideal for high-humidity areas such as kitchens and bathrooms, as well as children's rooms. They also offer excellent light control and insulation, making them a great choice for any room in your home.

What are cheaper real wood blinds or faux wood blinds?

Faux wood blinds are generally cheaper than real wood blinds. They’re made from PVC, which is less expensive to produce than sustainably sourced wood The price difference can vary depending on factors like size, quality, and whether the blinds are ready-made or made-to-measure, but like-for-like, faux wood blinds are almost always the more budget-friendly option.

What should I look for in faux-wood blinds?

They come in a wide range of colours and finishes, including natural wood grains, painted finishes, and textured options. Choose a shade that best complements your room's colour scheme and a finish that matches your room's style and décor.
The width of their slats also has an impact on their look at the window. Wide slats, 50mm, give you more of an uninterrupted view outside when titled open, whilst narrower slats, 35mm, provide more privacy and light control. Generally, 50mm slats look best in medium to larger windows whereas 35mm slats look best in smaller windows.
Also, look for good-quality blinds that are built to last with smooth high-quality operating mechanisms and durable controls and cords. Cheaper readymade blinds will tend not to last as long or work as well as made-to-measure faux wood blinds from a specialised reputable retailer.

Do they warp?

High-quality made-to-measure faux wood blinds are not prone to warping under the normal conditions you would find at the windows of a home in the UK. Warping will only occur if they’re exposed to high temperatures (55 degrees Celsius and above) for prolonged periods. This is more likely to happen if the blinds are situated over or very close to an oven, radiator, fireplace, or in very hot rooms such as conservatories that are not well-ventilated.

How long do they last?

They can last anywhere from a few years to well over a decade, depending on their quality and how well you care for them. Readymade blinds, whilst more affordable, typically last 4-5 years due to their lower-quality materials and construction. Made-to-measure blinds, on the other hand, are crafted with higher-quality materials and superior craftsmanship, resulting in a lifespan of 7-8 years or more. Based on our customer feedback and the experiences of our longstanding workforce we’ve yet to learn of one of our faux wood blinds lasting less than 8-10 years in normal use.

Do they block out light, are they blackout?

They’re extremely effective at blocking out sunlight, maintaining privacy and shading the room, but they’re not considered to be blackout blinds. Whilst they block most external light, some light will escape around the sides of the blinds and a small amount through the spaces between the slats and the lift cord hole. However, this is usually minimal and unlikely to disturb sleep even during daylight hours.

Do they keep heat out, are they a good insulator?

Faux wood blinds are excellent insulators. They’re effective at keeping heat out during the summer and retaining warmth during winter. Made from durable PVC, their thick slats offer an additional layer of insulation, preventing heat loss through windows. For optimal insulation, keep them fully lowered with the slats closed. They're a cost-effective, low-maintenance solution for maintaining a comfortable temperature in your home all year round.

Do they break easily?

Faux wood blinds are known for their strength and durability and are not easy to break under normal use if they are of good quality and well-made. They’re arguably one of the most durable types of blinds due to their sturdy PVC construction. They’re more robust and hardwearing than fabric blinds and can withstand moisture, cleaning products, and even reasonable impacts. High-quality, made-to-measure faux wood blinds tend to be more durable than readymade options. With proper care, good quality faux wood blinds should last for many years without breaking or requiring replacement.

Can you see through them?

Faux wood blinds are extremely effective at maintaining privacy. Their slats are opaque, preventing anyone from seeing inside when closed, regardless of the time of day.

What are the disadvantages of faux wood blinds?

Faux wood venetian blinds offer several advantages over real wood blinds with few disadvantages. The only real disadvantages are their relative weight and appearance if you prefer a more natural and organic look.
They’re around 20% heavier than real wood, which is only usually an issue if the blinds are particularly large and you frequently need to raise and lower them. In terms of appearance, modern high-quality faux wood blinds are extremely good at replicating the look of real wood. They don’t quite have the natural beauty and warmth of real wood, but the differences are generally only noticeable on closer inspection.

Cleaning FAQs

How to Measure and Fit

Follow our simple step-by-step measuring and fitting guides to ensure your get the perfect fit at your windows.

Any questions in the meantime? Just ask.