Faux Wood Blinds

Enhance Your Space with Made-to-Measure Faux Wood Venetian Blinds

Shop our stylish collection of faux wood Venetian blinds and bring the beauty of real wood to your home’s décor, along with all the unbeatable practicality of synthetic wood.

Customise your perfect blind: Choose from sophisticated wood-effect grains in rich oak, natural oak, walnut, black and grey, and some chic, smooth, contemporary finishes. They come in custom slat sizes, 35mm and 50mm wide slats, and are available in extra-wide widths (up to 260cm) and extra-long drops (up to 300cm). Our made-to-measure service guarantees a millimetre-perfect fit for even the largest windows.

They’re great at repelling water, dirt, grease, and steam. They excel in the toughest of places, from messy kitchens to humid bathrooms, utility rooms and steamy wet rooms. They’re simply super practical. Functional too, their horizontal slats and smooth control cord and tilt function allow you to precisely control the amount of sunlight and privacy you require at the windows. Supplied direct from our UK workshop, you’re guaranteed a premium, bespoke luxury product.

Practicality Meets Style Perfection

• Authentic Wood Look: Enjoy the classic beauty of real wood blinds without the maintenance. Our high-quality composite blinds utilise advanced embossing technology to perfectly replicate the organic grain and texture for a sophisticated, natural look.
• 100% Waterproof Slats: The ultimate waterproof solution for any room. Their slats are impervious to water, so they’re completely resistant to moisture, steam, and humidity. Perfect for steamy en-suites, bathrooms and busy family kitchens prone to grease and splashes.
• Unrivalled Durability & Strength: Crafted from robust High-Grade HSPVC (Polymer Slats), a robust composite that mimics the organic grain of oak and walnut. They’re extremely hardwearing, robust, long-lasting, and resistant to warping, cracking, and denting. UV-stable finishes prevent colour fading. Even under the glare of the low winter sun or intense summer heat, they retain their rich colour and structural integrity.
• Precision Light Control: Their fully adjustable Venetian blind slats give you precise control over light, shade, and privacy, allowing you to create the perfect ambience in any space.
• Thermally Efficient: Enhance your home’s energy efficiency. Insulating slats reduce heat loss by providing an extra layer of insulation at your windows. Faux wood slats act as a thermal barrier at your window. When closed, the dense PVC material reduces heat loss through the glass, improving your room’s energy efficiency. Helping to keep your home cooler in summer and warmer in winter, saving you money on energy bills during cold UK winters.
• Effortless Maintenance: A quick wipe with a damp cloth is all they need. Banish dust and marks easily, no special cleaning solutions required.
• Protect Furnishings: They provide excellent UV protection, keeping your furniture and décor safe from the sun’s damaging rays and preventing fading.
• Custom Design: Available in a wide range of on-trend colours and finishes, from traditional wood effects to contemporary painted options. Add a touch of luxury with decorative colour-coordinated cotton tapes that hide the internal cords for a softer, "shutter-style" appearance. Our fast turnaround made-to-measure service ensures your bespoke blind is swiftly made to your exact specifications, whether it’s recess or exact size.
• Child Safety: All blinds are fully compliant with BS EN 13120 Child Safety regulations, featuring safety devices and cord consolidators for complete peace of mind.

Note: Our tailor-made PVC wood-effect blinds are not to be confused with brittle, cut-to-size plastic blinds sold by budget retailers. They’re not cheap faux-effect, ready-made plastic blinds.

Don’t settle for off-the-shelf. They’re hand-finished in Britain using only high-grade PVC and components throughout. They’re as tough as old boots; their slats boast excellent warp resistance and won’t bend or break. So, you can rest assured you’re buying a high-quality blind built to stand the test of time.

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Still Have Questions Before you Buy?

Read our faux wood blinds FAQs and buying guide.

Need inspiration before you purchase? Go ahead and view our wide range of colours, finishes and textures, and order free samples of your favourites.

We’ll send as many samples as you like, totally free of charge, enabling you to choose the ideal look for your home. When you’re ready, order the best made-to-measure faux wood blinds online in the UK and enjoy the perfect blend of style and durability.

Any questions in the meantime? Just ask.

Expert Advice: How to Measure and Fit

Getting a professional finish starts with accurate measurements. Whether you are fitting inside a standard uPVC window recess or require a face-fix on classic Victorian bay windows, follow our step-by-step expert measuring and fitting guides to ensure you get the perfect fit for your windows.